By Jordan P. Novak

Mosquitoes can chew all types of people--ballerinas, cooks, infants, even you and me. yet they can not chunk . . . NINJAS! Mosquitoes could be quickly, yet ninjas are swifter. Mosquitoes can be sneaky, yet ninjas are sneakier. And mosquitoes should be hungry, yet ninjas are . . . hungrier!

With a whole lot not-very-stealthy attraction, Jordan P. Novak's debut offers buzzy, wacky, and hilarious story.

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